an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house
by fitz1234 January 3, 2019
Get the alpha raccoon mug.The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
by PaulieRU November 21, 2007
Get the Baby Raccoon mug.the most powerful entity. is a huge nemesis to the human kind and has defeated many gods among those stands the almighty boot man who was the so called undefeatable. the raccoon boi can never be defeated by anything, not even the almighty broom who many gods have used in the past.
boot man: you can not defeat me raccoon boi
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*
by blackterrer May 13, 2018
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Kenny:Johnny is in the hospital.
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
John: why?
Kenny: he got some raccoon head from that new hoe
John: oh shit
by Alexismydad April 23, 2018
Get the Raccoon head mug.Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.
Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
Get the Raccoon Meal mug.When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
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