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This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!
by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024
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Ruin porn

Ruin porn is the leftovers after a nice porn.
"How can u ruin porn? ". "Watch it with ur mouth closed! "
by Porn ruiner May 22, 2018
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Half-ruin

When a person ruins a TV show by just telling a part of it, and the other person ruins his life by thinking how the plot ended up there
You half-ruined Game Of Thrones for me!!
by Pseudonymous stark May 29, 2017
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Ruining Away From Life

The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.
by RalphhplaR August 25, 2022
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ruined reacharound

Gay sex act that’s funny to watch. The dom top gay fucks a faggot while he plays with the faggots dick. When the faggot is about to cum the tops hand slides off the faggots penis. The faggots hands are tied behind his back so he’s forced to watch as his cock drips cum. Neat to watch because of the way it bounces with each spurt. The faggot might beg the top to keep giving him the ol’ reacharound, which makes it even funnier.
When my boyfriend gives me a ruined reacharound I feel like such a faggot.
by reacharoundaholic July 3, 2024
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coke ruin oftenblade

Guy 1: want to play cookie run ovenbreak
Guy 2: nah im playing coke ruin oftenblade
by JaxsandyDictionary2 November 15, 2021
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