quelch

A cross between queef (a vaginal expulsion of air) and a belch (a loud protrusion of air and often small particles from the mouth). As such, a quelch is a loud belch from the vaginal region often resulting in a light spray emerging from this region.

Hannah quelched all over Rainer's face as he went to fellate her, covering his face in an opaque liquid.

by Matt Coolness August 31, 2007

Quelf

A quelf is a penile expulsion of gas; the male counterpart of the quelf, occurring in rare circumstances such as following development of a fistula.

Dr. Bob's first hint that Dick might have a problem was his complaints of quelfing.

by Tomatobiy November 26, 2011

Quel

A proposed new letter to be added to the English alphabet. Represented by the character Þ.

The only use for Þ is when translating the sound a modem makes while connecting into English, similar to the hissing of a feline with phlegmy throat.

Can be compared to gutteral noises found in the Arabic language. (Possible Semetic roots?)

Gayaal: What does the modem have to say?
Tim: Beeeeeeeeeep ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ (Quel) Beep.

Arab: ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ Muhhamed jihad *boom*

by Neil Burnside April 13, 2008

Queel

A ginger kid with a pidgeon chest and the ability to run faster than a speeding bullet

Jim: Hey Ging!

Tim: Why do you call him a Ging? He looks like a Queel.

by GoldPM21 September 29, 2009

za'quelle

Ultimate greatness only by Comparison to perfect . Loyal and friendly and humble

What you dare challenge Za'Quelle to anything

by Hamboney December 20, 2016

My’quelle

A goofy person who’s always smiling and who has a resting b***h face and is a great friend who ride or die and sticks up for anything she feels that is no right she stay making people laugh and always have good advice

My’quelle is a goofy person

by Myquelle September 20, 2018

queflich

The act of eating semen that is queefed or farted out the vagina or anus after a man ejaculates inside during sex.

I just found out what queflich means and it made me fucking sick.

Dude I busted a nutt all in that asshole then quefilched every drop.

I blew a load in Megan's ass then she sat on my face and made me queflich it.

by ghost ridder August 27, 2011