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Providence Catholic

Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
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provider beard

Facial hair worn by pussified, emasculated cucks who have sacrificed their testicles, wallets and pride to domineering female spouses or significant others in exchange for sex and social acceptance.

Similar in look to the ever popular dad beard, men who sport a provider beard often have one or more of the following traits: a side-parted preppy hairstyle, SJW approved eyeglasses (for the visually impaired) J. Crew polo shirts, Nantucket shorts, Sperry Top-Siders and an aura of feigned happiness.
Hey, who is the bearded guy driving the soccer mom SUV? Oh, that’s just your cousin. His provider beard is all that remains of his manhood after his wife made him have a vasectomy.
by DJtadd May 21, 2021
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provido

if your friends call you provido, you have vip entrence to small wiener club. every girl hates a provido, most girls just run away
damn that guy is so provido, just look at him. Im glad i aint no provido
by 69mommmmmm May 11, 2022
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Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.
i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb
by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011
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Good Providence

A phrase often used instead of "good luck". It has a more religious connotation, implying that God or some external force will provide for you.
A: I'm going on stage in 5 minutes, wish me good luck?

B: I don't believe in luck, good providence!
by Godzillacon3 May 26, 2017
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National Prove Your D Isn’t Small

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..
Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!
by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020
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Proverbs 13:3

He That Keepeth His Mouth Keepeth His Life, But He That Openeth Wide His Lips Shall Have Destruction
Snitches Should Have Proverbs 13:3 Tattooed On Their Face!
by C. Menza August 27, 2008
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