anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang May 25, 2016

Ugandan Pretzel knot

When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body

I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.

“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”

by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019

potz

Someone who is doing something very stupid.

Why are you stuffing peanuts up your butt? You are such a potz

by exon October 12, 2007

pritz

A combination of the words prick and ditz

Man, that chick is such a pritz!

by JohnC7 September 15, 2005

To Protect and To Serve

Phrase: the motto of the Los Angeles Police Department.

'Displayed prominently on all LAPD vehicles is the phrase: To Protect and To Serve".

by speedog May 3, 2010