Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013

advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

KRM Protestation

The KRM (Kevin Rights Movement) is an international movement supporting the rights of Kevin Manfredi-Zayas, who is often mistreated and brutalized. He is an eighth-grader as of May 2022 and gets sent to the office. He must be set free.

Kevin is in the office today again, like always. Does the school support the KRM Protestation?

by Kevinlover29 May 20, 2022

Is Pi Catholic or Protestant?

When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.

Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?

by Fasters December 1, 2022

Thanks for the protein sir

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006