poonswaggle

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007

Poonshine

The resulting discharge from a yeast infection caused by soaking one's tampon in alcohol.

Bill: How'd it go with Jill?
Ted: No good. She'd been dippin her Tampax in Tanqueray. Shit reeked of poonshine.

by Gregg420 October 20, 2010

poonsnatch

Slang for the human vaginal cavity.

That poonsnatch reeks of cabage and boiled carrots.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

m.pons

usually small but chunky guy that looks like a woman. this species has almost gone extinct due to the homosexual ecounters with apes.besides known for their homosexuality they are also known for their slight touch of dwarfism.

Josh: "oh my god dude, i thought i saw a m.pons today. it was so freaky dude."

Jose: "that must have been a tramatic experience for you."

by jose culo April 1, 2009

Ponse

A ska band from Whitehaven, Cumbria, northern England. It is made up of talented teenage boys. They so far have been more-than-averagely successful in the three years they have been together.

Ponse fan: "Yo KV!"
KV just carries on saxophoning.

by flabbypenguin July 1, 2007

poons

Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:

v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?

by nuglifee April 16, 2010

poonster

see friendster.

I met her on poonster, er, friendster.

by Chewbacca December 10, 2003