Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.

'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.

by exuk November 19, 2021

Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.

“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”

by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

Conrow Promise

When someone tells you that there are going to be a group of sexy asian girls at a specific location. Term came about by the infamous Justin Conrow.

Im Definitely going to the club tonight, i got the Conrow promise and i have yellow fever tonight.

by Bobby Dangerous February 20, 2009

The Promised Neverland

Emma, an age 11 orphan living in Grace Field House, a orphanage housing her and 37 other orphans. They live life, with plentiful food, plush beds, clean clothes, games and the love of their "Mom". Their education is seen as an important part of their development, and Emma with her two best friends Norman and Ray, always excel in the regular exams. They allowed to go anywhere expect to venture beyond the perimeter wall or gate which separate the house from the outside world.One day, a girl named Conny is sent away to be "adopted", but Emma and Norman follow with her favorite stuffed animal toy. At the gate, they find Conny dead and discover the truth about their existence in this orphanage – to be raised as meat for demons. Emma and Norman plan with Ray to escape from Grace Field House with the others,but Norman is taken off to be "adopted". Emma and Ray then decide to escape with some of their siblings, leaving half of the younger kids behind.The escapees find life outside Grace Field House is filled with dangers, but they become determined to return to free their remaining siblings, along with children from the other Farms. They encounter demons , but two others who aid them in their quest. Emma and Ray later meet up with Norman and together with their allies, they fight a battle for freedom against the demon queen and the human Peter Ratri who manages the Farms.Emma secures the freedom of all the children and re makes "The Promise", bringing all of them to the human world.

The promised Neverland is so sad

by NEZUKO CHANNNN August 6, 2022

quesadilla promise

A promise to make quesadillas for someone

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm

by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021

Seton Promise

A promise that means so much that if broken it could tear apart the best of friends

Man he was my bestfriend until he broke that Seton Promise

by sblaze13 November 22, 2010