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Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.
Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.
by Greentesties June 11, 2019
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premature ejaculation

To jettison your bombs before the misson has been completed
BOMBS AWAY!
Damn it joe thats the fifth time today, you damn premature ejaculation master
by Drue B December 26, 2006
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preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
by NickyG103 June 14, 2006
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Premature ejokulation

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.
david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.
by spencedog April 11, 2009
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Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
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Premature Endjamulation

The odd condition whereby Trey from Phish will cut off a seemingly perfect, and perhaps once in a lifetime legendary jam, and quickly & poorly segue into another tune. Though he often notices that this has happened, and tries to atone for it later in the set, the deed has already been done. The cum stain is already on the sheet so to say.
Yeah, I sure did. Just too bad that Trey ruined it with his Premature Endjamulation like the Piper and Carini that came before it.
by tmwsiy November 14, 2011
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Premarital Sex

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎
by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022
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