absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

professer finesser

someone who is a professional at flirting/ getting with someone

bro- " hey it's yo boy, professer finesser"
man- " ye, i smashed her last night bro"

by GirlNextDoor177 January 24, 2018

Forward Processing

Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.

Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.

by John Leighow July 18, 2005

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito March 1, 2008

Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.

Did you see the weather man Professor Merryweather?

by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010