third world problems

Actual problems that affect your life.

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.

by Nigga with a Rocket Launcher May 24, 2016

What's your problem

Used to suggest a problem in another's mental state. This is a response to an unprovoked statement or inappropriate action. Can also be used in third person.

"What's up Eric?"
"Fuck off Gil, next time I see you I'm gonna beat your ass and give you an Abe Lincoln"
"What's your problem man?"

(Gina finds her brother masturbating on her bed in the nude)
"You couldn't walk down the hall to do that Phil?!?! What's your problem?!?!?"

"Yo Jennifer always flips out every time I try space docking"
"What's her problem?"

by tripleski6 June 14, 2011

Probablistically

Something hipsters will (probablistically) say.
Means probably.

If you're a hipster you'll probablistically end up on latfh.com, or name your cat/bike/child Helvetica.

by Tmape March 17, 2010

Problema con pedro

A phrase characterizing a problem someone is clearly not mentally and/or physically equipped to handle.

So your dad needs to settle a dispute between his Latin girlfriend's mother and her volatile boyfriend?

yeah... problema con pedro

by Mat IV July 22, 2009

Problication

A complicated problem

It can at times prevent a project from continuing due to its problications.

by Wolfentro March 11, 2013

Probablementissimo

Loco but happy

"Probablementissimo" - Kobra77, 2019

by tillusingh October 5, 2019

pickle-probe

the act of exploring one's own (or someone else's) burger with their tongue, in search of those pickle slices, in which they were too lazy to ask for them to be omitted, then promptly removing them from the burger.

Ian proceeded to pickle-probe my burger, even though I profusely asked him not to.

by Flashlight22 February 4, 2010