Phallicivore

/'falik-i-vore/

(noun)
An organism that feeds exclusively on phallic shaped appendages ( see penis ).

I told Brett to 'eat dicks' as an insult. Little did I know he was a phallicivore.

by TrilliamBreauxregard December 12, 2015

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

palli

a couple name. the sweetest pair you'll ever meet.

guy one- "hey dude are u and rachel, a palli now?

guy two- "you know it!"

by djakjansjalqowkkdmdm January 27, 2017

Phallidation

When a male feels his statement has been validated by another male who is aware that the statement is lacking any base of fact or at the very least reasonable coherent thought. The second male will validate this line of balderdash due to a unique pineal proximity sense that compels the second male to rescue the troubled first male from assured social ridicule and eventual shunning from future intellectual engagements.

Thanks for the phallidation bro! She would have totally caught me in my bullshit if you weren’t there!

by Unbearable October 23, 2017

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019

pallicy

A funeral home's standard practice regarding whether they will provide brawny humans to carry coffins.

Most funeral homes will provide you with a pallicy "for when your time comes", but it costs extra.

by QuacksO August 19, 2019

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020