dank pouch

1) a small and usually hidden sack monks would wear to keep their gold or belongings inside.

2) scrotum; nut sack; testicle bag

3) weed bag

yo you got that dank pouch?

yea its 20 bucks my man

by d0pe June 9, 2009

Stink Pouch

A place to store your weed

Dude I was talking to my teacher and that dankest smell was coming from my stink pouch

by Samuelthecreator February 16, 2012

Pooch Pouch

A female’s large stomach and/or BIF area (butt in front).

Also a term for the female womb.

Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.

I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.

I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Butter Pouch

A vagina which is or was infected with a sexually transmitted disease which generally includes a discharge. e.g. Yeast infection, Vulvovaginitis, Chlamydia. Slang originated in Ottawa, ON.

I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she has a butter pouch.

by JayJay147589 August 1, 2018

Pouch Game

Game where you hide small objects in your foreskin and people have to figure out what's hidden by touching it.

Gargas went down to the Castro District with a marble in his foreskin to see if anyone wanted to play the pouch game.

by adalkurto July 31, 2009

brood pouch

a synonymous term for several commonly referenced parts of the human male's sex organs.

Jack Daniels has a steel brood pouch.

by krool May 21, 2011

skank pouch

1. Another Word for Slut Bag
2. A Uterus
3. The best insult to throw someone off guard because nobody uses it.

1: Sally: Gosh Miranda you're such a Skank Pouch!
Miranda: Whatever you Twat Waffle!
2. I hate my period, I just wanna rip out my skank pouch!
3. Suzie: I can't believe you slept with him! You.... SKANK POUCH!
Molly: Well... what? ...oh crap i'm so caught off guard, nobody has ever called me that before.

by theatregeek517 August 28, 2009