by Favilicious April 04, 2003
A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load
Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"
Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"
by pootyfart April 30, 2008
pooting (poo-t-ing) verb
The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games
The act of besting someone in a competition of wit and/or skill; especially acts relating to sex and board games
I'm totally pooting all over your face right now.
I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again
I pooted on your mother last night after a nice seafood dinner, and I'm never going to call her again
by philipius maxximus Kohnimus April 28, 2011
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016