nigger poor

the after affects of being nigger rich

hang out with tyron on the weekend thats when hes nigger rich ; then come the weekday hes nigger poor

by chuck t hucklebuck March 18, 2006

Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

by Delma November 13, 2007

Poor

Poor can be two things.

1 Having no money yet having dreams and goals.

2 Having lots of money yet having no dreams and goals, or bad and selfish ones.

Why did Mozart and Beethoven die poor while that evil rich bastard lives in luxury?

by Prince of Truth July 30, 2011

Poor

What everyone in the United States (Including Richy Rich) is bound to be if these gas prices don't stop rising.

Poor people, look out, because things are about to get a whole lot worse.

You too, Richy Rich.

by Wasabimoto June 21, 2008

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008

poor

(Adj.)

When you have too much month at the end of your money.

Person 1: "You wonna go eat at that new restaurant?"

Person 2: "No, man. I'm broke. I've been eating government cheese all week, maybe next month when I receive my paycheck."

Person 1: "Oh, I didn't realize you were poor. Next month sounds good."

by The Man With The Awesome Cape December 15, 2011