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punching game

The punching game is when you and your opponent choose a part of the body, usually the upper arm, and you punch each other in the same spot as hard as you can until one of you quits.
Ben and Jerry played the "punching game". Ben won, because Jerry quit after his arm was deeply bruised and he could no longer take the pain. Ben now has to move up to play against someone else after he heals.
by Alien Illuminati September 15, 2013
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punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.
Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.
by Punchline67 May 3, 2006
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porching

Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.
Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
by shaizer grape July 7, 2008
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front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching
me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.
by Stevie;] January 14, 2008
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Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.
Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*
by Bible Author June 9, 2014
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poaching

Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.
"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."
by LineProfit February 28, 2008
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punching high

(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)
Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."
by imppress September 17, 2013
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