Police

Legal terrorist that failed at school and could have maybe been a soldier if only they weren't always stuffing their face with donuts and terrified of a fair fight, taking out their failure and castration anxiety on anyone they can.
I used to want to be a police officer but then I decided I was competent enough to do better than harass people for a living.
by SuperMaligan March 13, 2018
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Pronounciation: five - o

Definiton: Police, wen theres a fight or sum shit n sum1 calls the cops u yell 5 - O niggas 5 - O
a:nock dat bitch the fuck out
b: yeah yeah come on wit it
(police sirens)
a: ahh shit 5 - O
b: 5 - O, 5 - O lets break
by gangstaunit8t9 February 05, 2006
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Fucking dirty ass pigs that kill innocent ppl in their spare time yk when their not committing federal crimes and getting away with it.

-Madison Brown (the one bitch that will STOMP on ANY republican/conservative/Nazi/anti maskers face anytime of the day)
“Hey, didn’t you hear about the guy that got killed in his OWN garage bc the neighbors saw a black man and thought that he was trying to jump the car and steal it bc yk they’re racist?” - some random chick
“Nah man, the news doesn’t cover shit like that because their trying to cover up racism in the police force, bc yk NOBODY needs to know that the police are fucking PIGS!!” Other random chick with a 🧠
by BLMfuck12 December 30, 2020
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A very murderous breed of human, know as the Homo Occisor Magistratus ((latin)). They are known for targeting many black people and brutally killing them for no reason.
by !i want to kashoot myself! September 01, 2020
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The biggest bitches in the mother fucking world bruhh fuck all them niggas periodttt #freemelly
Sub to my mother fucking YouTube bitch then get you example 🖕😂❤️ Police
by Slime bitch 🐍 May 03, 2019
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Popcorn Police

Popcorn Police are the armed guards who work at the movie theater. Their main function is active shooter situations and to protect the theater staff. However, sometimes they get bored and chase noisy teenagers out of the movies. Or catch kids sneaking into the theater or into other movies after theirs has ended.
"I don't want to sneak into this movie. The Popcorn Police will catch us!" "The Popcorn police are eyeballing our group. We better be quiet."
by Valhalla MMA April 23, 2019
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thot police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots
No need to fear. The thot police is here.
by Netw0rkskelet0n March 10, 2018
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