Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018

pooping

One who is under the influence of speed.

Time to put the fiddle down,you're pooping hard.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

french pooping

1.Too Excreate Into Another Willing Persons Anal Cavity
2.Too Shit, Dump, Or Download Into A Girls Butthole
3.Taking a duce in Ones Butt
4. Shitting in another persons shithole

:Dude: "Last Night I totally French Pooped In Stacys Butthole"

Dan: "Dude, Nar" "check out those sluts over there"
Nar: "Oh yeah, i see them"
Dan: "I bet you, one of them is down for french pooping"
Nar: "and if they aren't, They will be"
Dan and Nar: "Muhahahhahahhaaa"

by Nar September 26, 2005

puking and pooping

A Don de la nooch

Hung over to the point where you vomit and shit simultaneously.
Topically a night of mass booze consumption and Taco Bell.

Puking and pooping - A Don de la nooch

by KING-T shed October 28, 2013

prooping

short for pre-poop; the time before you poop where you allow your poop to build up inside of you; characterized by standing up and pacing and prairie dogging

Tom was waiting to use the bathroom, for he was waiting for his prooping stage to be complete

by poopspelledbackwards January 22, 2011

Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That worker, who walks in on a co-worker, then is walked in on by another co-worker while pooping in a communal bathroom stall, thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 5, 2008

plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!

Dude i plomping ur mom last night!

by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009