stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023

mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)

"That damn mother pisser!"

by Kip_The_Snapper November 09, 2022

Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is

No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser

by phantompisser August 10, 2020

pink pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

Andrea: I ate so much dragonfruit that my piss is pink!
Amrisha: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022

Pink Pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish
fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

An: I ate so much dragonfruit that my
piss is pink!
Am: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Pisser Washing

When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.

Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.

by WhtWidowR August 02, 2018