hack physics

When someone has done something that everyone else has believed completely impossible, OR failing to complete such a task.

Guy#1: "Dude, watch me do a backflip off the roof and into the pool!"

*crack!*

Guy#2: "You just tried to hack physics, didn't you?

by Darkdragon7952 February 9, 2009

Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.

Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”

by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

Physics

(n): A discipline concerned with the physical sciences which seeks to explain the natural laws that surround us by way of inventing imprecise measuring techniques and devices, forcing computer science students into having to suffer through 5 credit hours of pure nonsense which will have no bearing on their goals or their future, minus the fact that physics really does play a part in daily life--albeit hidden in the shadows, not playing any part in earning the daily bread, and having nothing to do with algorithms or data structures. Anyone who believes this is an integral part of a computer science degree should go suck eggs.

"Chemistry and Physics make up the physical sciences." "Physics should play no part in a computer science degree." "Unless someone is a student of physics, introductory physics should be the most any computer science student should have to endure." "Physics is a punishing and traumatic event in the academic life of the computer scientist, even if they're a 4.0 (A) student." "I taught chemistry while earning my CS degree, so don't get me wrong, I simply have a distaste for physics because the lab instructor was determined to prove the law of conservation of pain--the herpes rash around his anus transferred into anal retentive atmosphere in his lab."

by Computer Scientist January 20, 2006

Physics

Sex. Based on the idea of "Let's Get Physical"

The study of forces involving pelvic regions.

Hey baby, you wanna study some physics back at my place?

by Jonhathan Doe December 31, 2007

physics

Commonly taught by older women wearing kitty-kat print sweaters. It's fun if you understand it, sucks if you don't, some are constantly in the median.

P=mv (momentum = mass times velocity)
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.

All equal to each other.

by Chloeeee November 13, 2003