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Male Puddle Slut

A Man Laying with, sleeping next too, or loving with or with out sex. Flirtatious, secretive, Rather A Bad Ex For A Sugar Momma. Who seeks revenge through every woman sent his way.
The male puddle slut does it worse than a woman seeking attention, affection & another man's penis or woman's vagina
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
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puddle

Puddle can refer to taking a large quantity of liquid LSD. Instead of the normal one or two drops, a cupped hand is filled with acid and drank by the experiencer.
I got puddled last night, and I'm still tirpping.
by DementedOne June 11, 2006
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cum puddle

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005
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puddle

Cooked or melted Chrystal meth (JIB) on a shard or a pipe.
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
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Cunt Puddle

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.
Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here
by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012
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puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation
1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"
by Brisk! September 18, 2006
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puddle

To consume a large amount of alcohol and/or pot, and become inebriated to the point where you just sit/lay there not doing anything.
"Shit man, you were a puddle last night"
by shooster November 5, 2005
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