by DP9000 April 16, 2008
Get the Crotch pheasant mug.A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.
I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.
Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
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Get the Pheasant mug.When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.
Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.
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The fusion of two lost souls by the name of Pablo and Heather causing all time to cease, painful memories to be forgotten, optimism for the future and inner peace coming only second to God's grace.
The fusion of two lost souls by the name of Pablo and Heather causing all time to cease, painful memories to be forgotten, optimism for the future and inner peace coming only second to God's grace.
After the couple experienced their pheather, they lived everyday as if it were their last.
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by scorcese2 February 2, 2008
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A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.
Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.
by BellaFucking Brightside..Bitch February 1, 2009
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