Used to describe people who keep on submitting names of their friends or ex's just to trash them or to make a "joke". Similar to the Petty-Namer is the Read the fucking text above this desc box before posting another shitty personal "joke".
Person 1: Oh god, every time I go on Urban Dictionary to vote for words, there's always tons of definitions by Petty-Namers
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.
by Angry Urban Dictionary Voter March 30, 2017
A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! April 18, 2018
Person A: Person C and Person D are fighting again.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
Person B: Why?
Person A: The candy store ran out of strawberry gummy bears.
Person B: Looks like they're doing a petty fight.
by ChameleonDragon February 06, 2018
by Dikchz November 24, 2015
A phrase made up by Cherie Cook . It basically just means a petty person. Named after the rapper Fetty Wap
Cherie - Can you hand me that ?
Simone - Hand you what ?
Cherie - Deez nuts . hah GOT EEM .
Simone - you are so petty wap .
Simone - Hand you what ?
Cherie - Deez nuts . hah GOT EEM .
Simone - you are so petty wap .
by @_cherrycokex3 April 16, 2015
A person that enjoys applying petty behaviour towards things that upset him. This person wants his upseties to feel the wrath of his pettiness until they freak him like a king.
by Piscies December 07, 2017
A petty officer is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-6. They are equal in rank to sergeant in the British Army and Royal Air Force. A petty officer is superior in rank to leading rate and subordinate to chief petty officer, in the case of the British armed forces
by sk8ter rae November 05, 2014