Parler is the new safe-space, echo chamber for politically conservative Americans, that emphasizes and protects free speech by blocking and banning anyone who says anything that sounds even remotely liberal.
"Sick of all this 'fact-checking bull shit! Cash me on Parler, how bow dah!?"
"Yes, that's how it works in ... ::checks notes:: Utah.... But have you ever considered maybe stepping outside of that parler bro?"
"Yes, that's how it works in ... ::checks notes:: Utah.... But have you ever considered maybe stepping outside of that parler bro?"
by Chroooth November 9, 2020
Get the Parler mug.by m4z3 May 1, 2008
Get the parle mug.Uncomfortably cold, to the point you're shivering. Mainly used in the North of England, UK. Probably dirived from weather cold enough to need a parker.
by EvilOverlord November 28, 2003
Get the parky mug.When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008
Get the paralyzer mug.The inability to utter what you want to say, after T.S. Eliot's character in "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"
Friend B: "The girl wanted me to ask her out...I couldn't though, and suffered from Prufrockian Paralysis.
by Wallace Carlos June 20, 2009
Get the Prufrockian Paralysis mug.In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
Get the Paralyzed Kitten mug.-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
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