paris hilton 

Marry Poppins is to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
-Conan

Paris hilton is a slut.

paris hilton by Anononononon July 6, 2006

Paris Hilton 

1) like, a totally dumb blond!

2) the posterchild for anorexic porn stars everywhere.

about walmart;
"so, do they like, sell walls there?"

Paris Hilton by aRosyKindofLife February 6, 2004

paris hilton 

a slutty slutty slut slut who sleeps around woth other sluts.
2. someone who is selfimportant, and seeks attention through the media by having sex with irresponsible slutty slut sluts

"that paris hilton is a slutty slutty slut slut"

paris hilton by hijime January 11, 2005

paris hilton 

an unnattractive slut who is commonly mistaken as being gorgeous and talented. inherited shitloads of money from her father and hasnt done an honest days worth of work in her life. has a clothing line for sluts like her, and is noted mostly for her sex tape in which she screwed some random guy, stopping only to answer her phone. inarticulate,unintelligent, poorly spoken and scantilly clad, basically white trailer trash plus billions of dollars. only other dumb sluts who are as brainless as she is idolize her, claiming that she is accomplished and talented as she wrote a moronic book and has a clothing line for dogs. is seen as "hot" only because she dresses like a prostitute and is easy. anyone who "disses" her is instantly labeled as being fat and ugly, and jealous.
see cumdumpster.

paris hilton is ugly, stupid, and untalented, never done a days work in her life and never will, embodies everything that is wrong with america.

paris hilton by jls83 January 5, 2006

Paris Hilton 

An anorexic nutcase that is as ugly as the extended anus on Goatse.cx.

"Wow Paris! You're gaining weight! I can only see nine of your ribs!"

Paris Hilton by Rob the Shrubber June 7, 2004

paris hilton 

adj.Skanky,Illiterate,Shallow, Materialistic, Slutty, Self-Absorbed, Talentless,Alcoholic,Useless,Dumb!

That girl is so Paris Hilton and yet people worship her dumb ass!

paris hilton by down to earth February 5, 2005

Paris Hilton 

Ms. Hilton is a spoiled little no-talent wallet humping twit who probably takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Her history is a revolting one, and her current "career" sees her in everything from skits on SNL (where she embarrasses herself with one bland performance after another), and movies such as House of Wax in which her overall acting ability only slightly rivals that of wax fruit. Many people are tired of seeing this rat-faced mascarra caked mongoloid sharing screen time with actual celebrities, but for some reason there are other far more stupid people who enjoy her "work". If you happen to be one of them, congratulations, you are assisting in dumbing down entertainment for the rest of us.

Paris Hilton used to somewhat pretty, probably charming, then Hollywood got ahold of her and now she resembles a cross between a gorgon and a wet chihuahua.

Paris Hilton by Elbowwalker October 10, 2005