psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
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parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone who lives off the state
there's Nick the wet nurse parasitic parasite pushing the one legged amputee around 🦽...
by kramallan February 20, 2024
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Parasite baby

When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.
by Babblingbrookstudio March 24, 2022
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Parasite

1) A person who leaches off its host, by taking any money they did not earn, by means of the host's wages, retirement, or other sources of income, and making no effort themselves to become self-sustaining and a functioning member of society, so that they themselves can become an independent being

2) A person who takes all of what another owns, e.g., property or money, and leaving them with very little to survive, nearly killing off its host, sometimes through the assistance of another, such as an attorney who is no different, who may assist with the slow death of its host through a sales pitch to the judge, that their client deserves to suck it's host dry of its money through alimony
"That poor excuse of a woman is such a parasite, living off her ex husband's money that she never worked for. She should get up and get a job so she can provide for herself. "
by Ex's Take My Life May 23, 2018
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dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.
by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016
mugGet the dick parasitemug.

Parasite

Someone that keeps spamming the chat with "add me" or similar messages.
New Player: add me
S0m30n3: Okay everyone, here's how you block parasites...
by RavensFlight April 18, 2019
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