Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.

Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.

by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011

Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.

Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia

by gyreaux November 22, 2019

Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.

I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...

by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021

ParanoidCoder

n) Person who lives in the land of teletubbies and works on a cool MOD.

n2) Has a really cool car and neato signatures.

ParanoidCoder I only have a heartattack when lomax finds another bug

by Lomax February 22, 2003

paranoing

a word commonly used by stoners

Him whispering is so paranoing...

by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016

Subtweet Paranoia

a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.

Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.

Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.

John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.

Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.

by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016