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18 Hour Parking

1. the collective secretion of mismatched chromosomes squeezed into rejected sacks of human skin.

2. white trash.

3. a place in southern Minnesota.
I drove by 18 Hour Parking earlier tonight and it made me feel better about having a STD.
by Fireball Jumper May 30, 2010
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packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009
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parking-lot pimpin'

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes
I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!
by Nick D March 31, 2003
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parking lot conversation

n. A long-winded discussion among group of three or more people often due to indecision of where the party wants to go next (often pertaining to eating). This often takes place in a parking lot.
I was just going to say hi to Joe for a moment, but it winded up becoming a parking lot conversation.

Manny: What took you guys so long?
Harry: I was stuck in a parking lot conversation.
by d_art December 19, 2008
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Parking lot tuna

Also known as PLT...

The affectionate term for a chick that will go down on you in a seedy parking lot.
Dorky Donna was some serious parking lot tuna. She sucked all the fuzz in M-Tah off in the VFW parking lot.
by His Roylal Throbness August 30, 2005
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Pating

Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".
Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"
by pating April 21, 2010
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Hip Hop Valet Parking

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009
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