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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
1. You need to stop being a virtual optimist, this neighborhood hasn't improved in the last 20 years and keeps getting worse, since no one cares to do anything about it.

2. "Don't just migrate to another country!"
"Why not?"
"Things are going to be way better in 10 years time"
"Yeah, says you and every other virtual optimist out there!"
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Bespoke Optimization

Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.
ThreadFix Services team offers bespoke optimization to satisfy your organization's specific security requirements.
by JRueStitch January 25, 2021
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optimistaken

To be optimistaken is to be optimistic and mistaken about something at the same time.
Engineers are often optimistaken about their schedules.
by swerdna May 21, 2017
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optimistake

A situation that goes wrong due to your mistakes because you expressed way too much optimism than it deserved.
I sense that this deal could go wrong with our optimistake behavior, let's be careful.
by sgrbn May 28, 2018
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Optimistica

another word for any type of weed you smoke and immediately just know it's gonna be dank.
*takes drag* ... "HOLY SHIT OH HELL YEAH THIS IS ... IS... OPTIMISTICA!"
by stoned247 May 18, 2010
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optimistic trio

A group of three people who break off of the main squad in rebellion in the hopes of creating a new squad
"Oh my god Natasha, Blake and Sandra are pissed at us so they are hanging out without us"
"Are they chucking an optimistic trio??"
by zero social skills February 29, 2016
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optimistism

The act of optimism, and the inability to spell/say optimist.
I'm expieriencing optimistism
by Dkefndjcndnf June 7, 2016
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