Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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Tate scale

A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.

The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.

A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.

A zero is only theoretically possible.

Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.

Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49

Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.

Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.

It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
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Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.
That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
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scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
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Power Scaling

Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale
Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though

Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling
by mauaph August 14, 2023
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Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
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Prickter Scale

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.
Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014
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