That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.
by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009
Get the Ripped'er Scalemug. A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
Get the crush scalemug. The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
Get the Balls scalemug. 13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear
by Saucebag June 3, 2016
Get the Dog Scalemug. Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
--How bad is it?
--About a 7 on the Toronto scale
--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
Get the Toronto scalemug. Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
Get the scaling hoesmug. An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
Get the Gorlock scalemug.