Greek Omelette

Crack three eggs in to a girls asshole. Then fuck the girl in the asshole vigorously to beat the eggs until you blow your load. Have the girl crap the concoction out into a hot frying pan. Cook like an omelette. Add feta cheese and serve.

My girlfriend hates her husband so we whipped him up a greek omelette.

by WilsonDog June 17, 2011

chin omlette

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.

She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette

by Dutchman March 7, 2003

runny omelette

When you bust a nut in her ear then fold it over

"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a runny omelette. It was oozing out."

by msm8504 August 20, 2009

Smegma Omlette

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.

I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.

by Symomolol August 3, 2008

omelette

Slang word for a sexual orgy.

"'Ow about we all come back to mine and we can 'ave a French, English, Irish, American, Korean omelette, oui?"

"A guy invited me back to his for an omelette last night. Ended up having a big orgy with loads of his friends. It was strange though, because he didn't cook me any eggs in the morning..."

"That was one crazy omelette we had last night"

by SandwichMaker November 7, 2012

Swedish Omelette

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010

omlette

to let, to allow

i shoulda bus a cap in yo ass, but omlette you slide

by dtown July 11, 2003