Oliver 

wears his cap backwards, eats entire pints ice cream, and is constantly talking about how great he thinks is, but in reality, he has the maturity of a five year old. also has a very small dick

Oliver is lame asf

Oliver by someonenew123 March 18, 2020

Oliver 

He's a dickhead with a small penis

Oliver is a dickhead

Oliver by Oliver dickhead bullsack July 25, 2017

Oliver 

(n)- A gay prostitute that sells himself for drugs. Olivers tend to have aids.

Fag # 1- I got aids from that damn Oliver last night.
Fag # 2- Wanna have sex?

Oliver by jhfdksjdfhkkeyreuiwyruiewyriuw April 29, 2011

Oliver 

An Oliver is a socially inept retard, quite often being regarded as an outsider and a loner.
Can be found nesting in its own faeces and only leaves its nest to stalk its prey.

Its prey normally consists of young males who are confused about their own sexuality.
This normally quiet creature can be easily provoked though so beware!

Oh there goes an Oliver!

Oliver by Commonsensicle October 18, 2011

Oliver 

Oliver is a gay retard who is (no surprise) hated by everyone...fuck Oliver, he's also easily fooled by gay jokes.

lmao what an Oliver

Oliver by yooondm November 22, 2019

oliver 

a retarded n00b that drinks mercury and says hes cool and awesome all the time but really is not.

Oliver your a n00b don't drink mercury.

oliver by Jim Blow December 30, 2007

Oliver 

Pronounced "All-of-Her" Term used to warn a friend that he is being approached by a large woman. Once alerted to the danger, he can then take evasive action.

"Hey man, look over there, I see Oliver!"

Oliver by Two Ply August 4, 2008