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Old Man Rimshaw

That painting in the rimshaw house with the bulging eyes that looks like someone is about to pop up behind you, suffocate you, then eat your body.
Boy: that painting reminds me of old man rimshaw from the Andy Griffith show
Girl: curled up rocking herself trying not to think of what she just heard
by LolIhavenocluetho July 25, 2020
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frail old man

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly
by Dic Evans March 2, 2023
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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.
"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."
by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023
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old man's song

oldies or classic song, esp. from the 60s - 80s
"Nah. I don't listen to these old man's song just like my dad does."
by Pawnstar December 18, 2012
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Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.
Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.
by djdole July 20, 2018
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old man willy

by bestie_samaira May 22, 2022
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