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Vince Offer

Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.

Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."

"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
by afiendishthingy January 9, 2010
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offline

Used in business to describe communication outside of the normal channel, or defered to a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
During a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”
by nickadfghjkl February 27, 2009
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no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"
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banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.
Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
by frootfoocker August 23, 2011
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offline pk

when your rage from playing online video games translates in to real life violence.
my friend corpse camped me in World of Warcraft so i went over to his house and beat the crap out of him. OWNED!
by deluxxe December 21, 2004
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offline meeting

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.
Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.
by Shane1223 October 31, 2013
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offie

Noun: Short form of 'off licence'.
A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.
Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?
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