Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
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Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
Durind a discussion with a large group of people, an issue may be "taken offline" so that it can be discussed by a smaller group of people at a later time.
During a conference call: “This discussion doesn't pertain to everyone here, you and I can take it offline.”
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The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.
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Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.
Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.
Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.
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A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.
A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.
Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?
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