nub

if you use this word or others like leet hacker n00b and pwn...you get home from school or work if you even bother to shower that day and you get on the computer and play computer games for hours upon hours you also think you sound really awesome when you call people such things as nublets and n00bies...you need to step away from the computer and into the social world. realize that everybody gets pissed off when freaks like you say these things. just stop. this is my advice.
Lots of Love,
Carey

Conrad:hey guys I got 678 that time!

Leroy:you nub! my lowest score is 1311.

by akfjdsfa March 18, 2007

nubs

used in eastern sydney for testicles, balls.

I have a pain in the nubs.
My nubs are itchy.

by edrock February 25, 2008

Nub

nub is a word used by computer geeks. It means your new at a game. And when used out of the computer world, means you you suck at life. And the best advice possible for a "nub" is to kill themselves

Brian: God i locked my keys in my car
Daniel: Your a fricking nub.

by gregory December 16, 2004

nubs

Two friends, that are extremely close. They are inceperable and act strangly humorous around each other. They usually have a bunch of inside jokes and you wont know what their laughing at. They have a handshake where they hit there elbows "nubs" with the other persons.

"Whoa, look at those nubs! They are like insane."

by Piper!1199 February 13, 2008

NUB

1) Notably Ugly Baby
2) the annual National Ugly Baby Contest

James: holy shit, my kid is such a nub

Fumi: dude, my kid won the NUB contest.

by Chinito Gonzalez April 11, 2008

Nub

A slang term for a joint of Marijuana, or just reefer in itself.

"Yo nigga, where da nubs at?"

by Daniel Beckmann July 25, 2006

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 30, 2002