spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007

NOTES

Another word for MONEY.

Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

Nosey Motherfucka

A prick that's always gotta be in your face or listening to your conversations all the time. A.K.A Shanimus Maximus

Me: Hey, why don't we organize the website this way instead?

*Nosey Motherfucka bursts in the office

Nosey Motherfucka: HEY! WHAT! I HEARD CHANGE! WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M NOT SURE I APPROVE!

Me: Get the hell outta here you nosey motherfucka!

by thegreatone1287 November 15, 2006

note to self

Expression used as an aside in conversation as a self-reminder for future reference.

The phrase is a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement of our era of Daytimers, Palm Pilots and other personal organizers. It is said as if the speaker was recording his thoughts on tape or some other medium.

Note to self: don't mention ex-girlfriends on next date.

So ... interested in dessert?

by DrAstroZoom July 9, 2004

The Notebook

1. the movie that surpassed vibrators as the most common female masturbatory aid.
2.a sure way to get a girl wet in one way or the other.
3. the second coming of the Anti-Penis.

Man, I just Hotel Rwanda.... that is the saddest movie ever.

Not as sad as The Notebook!

Ugh.....

by Bee_Rad Reeser November 30, 2009

prophetic note-taking

The act of IM'ing, Facebooking, emailing, engaging in youtube flame wars or otherwise surfing the web, in class whereby the student continues to type even though the teacher has stopped speaking for 30 seconds or more. Generally paired with a complete and obvious lack of attention to the lecture.

As the professor paused he noticed several students continued typing long after he stopped lecturing. "Interesting, taking notes in ADVANCE of my saying something...this must be the 'prophetic note-taking' I've heard about from the Religion department professors."

by lirank December 7, 2010