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Vape Lord Nord

A character played by faze rain ( Nordan Shat) on his youtube channel where he wears a white polo robe, sunglasses, a pornhub hat and hits fat clouds. This came about because he bought a vape a few days before, and his name is nordan. Nord is short for nordan.
Sick Dude #1: Yoooo have you seen FaZe Rains new video?
Sick Dude #2: No why
Sick Dude #1: He did another vape lord nord vid where he went to vapecon
Sick Dude #2: Fezu apec
by charliehardinlmao November 17, 2016
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NORAD

(Neighbors opposed to radioactive dumping)

A fanatic psuedo cult focused on preventing the illegal dumping of radioactive waste in local neighborhoods.

NORAD walks the narrow line between bona fide religion and juvenile attention-seeking farce; like the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about what the waste plant is gonna do?

Guy 2: Yeah, they said they were gonna dump shit into our lake.

Guy 1: Fo Realzy? NORAD is gonna be so pissed.
by Nationalexange October 27, 2010
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nordic

A type of skiing that requires alot of effort. Usually only talented people do this sport.
Humberview has the best nordic team in all of Peel, even better then mayfield.
by Nosrab Werdna November 23, 2004
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nordic

The race with the most attractive women, currently estimated to be fully extinct by the year 2200.
Race mixing is a sureshot way to eliminate the Nordics.
by Jonathan Archer January 11, 2005
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nordonia

a school district, not in asia but ohio, that includes three cities and a higher concentration of stupid than what was previously thought to be possible.

the typical nordonia kid parties constantly and essentially acts like a wannabe gangster.
Nordonia is the place to go if you want to meet a loser and get really drunk.
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nordgren

Nordgren, a person with a long "schlong", ranging between 15 and 20 inches. They usually say to each other, "suck my big blue monster black nigger cock". It's that big.
"Don't go too close, you'll get your nordgren too close."
by swedishdude April 12, 2014
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Nordic

A man with an ungodly sized ballsack. Also known for being the Burger King equivalent to "super-size me"
The man, being such a Nordic, proceeded to pull his "Ruby" out of his bag, then, from the sheer energy it emitted, killed all bystanders within a 100 mile radius, as well as causing a massive blackout in the city.

"Hello, welcome to Burger King, how may I take your order"

"Yes, I would like a Whopper Jr. With a medium order of fries, that'll be all, thank you"

"Would you like to "Nordic" size that for $2.50 extra? It comes with a complementary "Gift" as well"

The man began to tremble and sweat profoundly.

"N-Nordic size, you say? A gift you say?"

"Yes, would you like to"

Nervously the man said.

"Yes, but just this once though, if my wife finds out, she'll finalize the divorce and take the kids.

He then handed the cashier a $5 bill, 2 singles, along with two quarters"

As she took the money, the cashier prompted
"Do not worry sir, our patrons privacy is of our highest priorities"

The cashier then led the man to the back parking lot and there stood a building sized Ruby Kurosawa nesoberi (it was the toy that came with the meal) and she then handed him a bag containing a regular sized whopper and a large order of fries.

The man stared at the nesoberi then at his feet and said,

"Lord, please forgive my tainted soul"

As the cashier returned to the store, a tear fell on the man's cheek.
by MarcTradeMark September 5, 2018
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