Noreen.

Any incompetent person (of either sex) that has cost you time, energy or money because they did not perform their job correctly.

Today I got a shipment that was packaged by a Noreen. There was no invoice. I called customer service, and a different Noreen over there took two hours to E-mail me a simple excel file.

by A. Nony Mouse. August 28, 2007

nonsensological

my word for doesn't make sense, and has no logic proof

"that homework was so nonsensological"
or
"stop being nonsenseological 24:7"

by sarah April 23, 2004

nonsensical jockey

A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.

In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.

by halolord64513 April 29, 2008

nonkenook

A form of idiot or idiocy.
Generally used for a group of persons (plural of nonkenook in below)

Year nine nonkenooks
He's a bit of a nonkenook

by Rabble of idiots January 31, 2010

nonsensequences

The backlash from saying something stupid whilst lashed

my chat nav was well off last night and I gave some bloke a serve. Now I'm suffering the nonsensequences.

by abballa October 24, 2010

Noreen'd

To be caught in the process of speaking uncontrollably in metaphors. Metaphor must be followed immediately by a reference to a former place of business or multiple derogatory fan boy references.

That guy totally just Noreen'd all over us.

by amazonian2010 October 21, 2010

Nonsensistic

When a narcissistic person speaks words of nonsense

No, I will not suck your outragously large penis, so stop being nonsensistic. It's really, not that big.

by kandyass9 June 14, 2011