case of the ass

not happy with the way things are going or with someones actions.
This damned lawnmwer is about to give a case of the ass!
by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003
mugGet the case of the assmug.

basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.
The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case
by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004
mugGet the basket casemug.

waste case

Someone who is a 'waste,' or achieves nothing and accomplishes nothing. He or she lacks drive, and makes little effort to do anything useful.
1. It's 3 pm and she still has not gotten out of bed, she is such a waste case.

2. He spent all weekend drinking, skipped his classes on Monday, and isn't going to his exam. He is a total waste case.
by starld17 December 18, 2010
mugGet the waste casemug.

waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely
Michele is a total waste case.
by Taylor April 10, 2005
mugGet the waste casemug.

Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010
mugGet the Case Mathmug.

cd cases

By far, the most difficult container to open. You'll need the Jaws of Life to open the son of a bitch!
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
mugGet the cd casesmug.

Federal case

another name for an ounce of weed. Otherwise known as a zip
james:yo i heard u got a federal case yesterday.
joe:yea, its gas
by REEFER CHIEFER September 20, 2020
mugGet the Federal casemug.

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