Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Nini bait

Making fun of Democrats, to make someone think think you are a grandmother.

Tommy: wow I cannot stand people wearing pink hats
Mark: are you trying to nini bait me?

by Burleydad November 22, 2018

Nikita Gilheaney

She is one of my bestest friends who has always been by my side since primary. She has given me everything that a friend could give and I couldn’t be prouder to be one of her friends.she is also the most talented artist that I’ve known my whole life. Love you Nikita

Nikita Gilheaney is the best
She can’t make you upset in anyway

by Puffy123 June 24, 2019

Nikitta

Nikitta is someone who is very amazing and beautiful.They are very cute and lovable

I love Nikitta

Nikitta is so cute

by Shrek lemonchild August 6, 2019

Nigitis

This is when black people are full after eating a meal and take a nap or fall asleep.

After eating Thanksgiving Dinner my entire family developed NIGITIS.

by Pretty Nupe 1 May 14, 2021

niitrams

my boyfriend mf

wow look it’s that tik toker niitrams aka tae’s boyfriend!!!!!

by tae valentine July 10, 2021

_nini..malfoy_

_nini..malfoy_ Is the best person I’ve ever met and I mean it, she had helped me with an ex and I love her so much <33

Deez nuts :_nini..malfoy_ can you help me with an ex
Joe mama:what’s her @?

by quackml October 4, 2021