nessiness

Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.

Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."

Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?

by Poofyness November 25, 2009

Nempism

A person diagnosed with the terminal illness which makes people seem autistic, idiots, or complete assholes, otherwise known as 'nemp.' The stages for nempism goes from 1-75. 75 meaning the worst case, 1 meaning not serious at all. Stage 0 is people who are not diagnosed.

Man: So what's wrong with me doc?
Doctor: Seems like you have contracted nempism.

by Virgin 4 Life April 11, 2015

nessicarity

The dumb person for necessary.

Really Erica was the Nessicarity ??

by Madybeeee May 12, 2018

nesaia

a shy girl, super smart and super cute. she knows how to have fun and how to make her friends laugh. she is pretty and amazing. hot girl is her nickname. But she's always taken so don't touch her so easily.

mess and sadness are her daily life

Wow that girl is nesaia

by blubbyblossom July 11, 2018

Nesbithian Teapot

The act of wearing a pink tutu and a girls hat , boiling a kettle and adding the hot water (and sugar if required) into your favourite toy story mug. You then must get into your stance of a teapot and stout (like the nursery rhyme) and dip your ball-sack into the scolding liquid and cool them down in your lovers mouth whilst transferring her new favourite tea into her mouth. You must repeat this whilst continuously asking “more tea Mrs Nesbit?” in a high pitched voice until all the liquid has been transferred or until your balls have disintegrated.

Buzz: “my balls are red raw!”
Woody: “why what did you do buzz?”
Buzz: “well I went to a nesbithian tea party last night and gave myself and bo-peep a nesbithian teapot”
Woody: “it’s a good thing we are made in China”

by #vans4anal November 17, 2018

Nerpies

The resulting burning red rash when you use Nair on your genitals

"I wanted to be smooth as a baby's ass down there but the Nair gave me Nerpies"

by NocturnalNight June 13, 2019

Nesiyah

A Nesiyah is a lovely person with kindness, she likes guys.. but not really. Break her heart and she’ll break you. She has many friends who love her fashion style. She can be emo, sarcastic, and funny. She is a very bright person and very beautiful.

Is that your friend Nesiyah?
Yep
Aww I want a Nesiyah

by Nesiyah November 1, 2019