nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016

NerdBow

a strange man who sucks penis

i am nerdbow

by Nutelly February 20, 2019

Nerdoo

Noun: Name given to a person who is on a level above the common Nerd.
"You are such a Nerdoo"

Nerdooo

by HarveyHD_ November 10, 2020

Nerdhood

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Look at that lil nerdhood

by JayDeatts February 26, 2023

nedion

When someone says something you don’t understand, or they say something dumb as fuck. You reply with NEDION??

there’s also a shortened version “Ned”, this is also acceptable.

Friend: says something dumb as f
You: “Nedion bro???”

“Ned ??”

“What a Ned bro”

by Hasbulla nurmagedov March 7, 2023

NERDING

To go "nerding" means that you and a few buddies drive around grounds (aka campus) after a long night of drinking (with a sober driver of course...usually a pledge) between the hours of bars closing and frat parties ending (2-5 am), and proceed to ask drunk 1st years going back to dorms and nerdy foreign kids leaving the various libraries, where a certain library on grounds is located. The catch is that you have to butcher the name of the library slightly, so that the victim of the joke corrects you. Once the victim does this, you and the rest of the fellas in the SUV proceed to yell "NERRRRDDD" to the kid while speeding off to the next contestant.

NERDING:

The driver pulls up to the unsuspecting victim and someone in the car asks: "Hey man, do you know where we could find Akerman Library?"

The dumb victim responds (usually hesitant): "Don't you mean Alderman Library?"

Everyone then yells: "NERRRRRRRRRRRDD" and the car speeds away.

by lookatthisfuckingsororistitute December 10, 2009

nerdify

The act of making someone/something nerdy.

The Magic School Bus, guaranteed to nerdify your children.

Science-Fiction, an evil plot to nerdify the masses.

by I.R. Smart April 30, 2009