Officer Negative

An awesome christian punk rock band from Southern California. Officer Negative has spread the word of Jesus Christ to scenes that it may have never been told without them. Also the inventors of "Jesus Christ Hard Core" ie JCHC, one of their songs. They lasted from 1994 all the way to 2005 when they broke up.

Officer Negative has influenced alot of bands including my own, Saved to Serve. JCHC!

by XfuzzXbombX August 7, 2006

Negative, Batman!

A resounding no!
Absolutely not.

Can I borrow your car?
Negative, Batman!

by Gemini618 October 30, 2016

Negative Nancy

Doubtless people, bummers, killjoys.

She's such a "Negative Nancy" today.

by CameronGeeGee March 14, 2012

Negative Press

A difficult, extremely kinky sex move most commonly used in DD/lg and BDSM circles. It uses negative pressure (i.e., pulling/sucking) on a substance to produce a pleasurable sensation on its vessel, typically the rectum. The term pressure is shortened to "press" as a play on the words "coffee press" because the practice is most commonly associated with use of the liquid "covfefe", which is similar to coffee. The use of whole, unfiltered coffee grounds in covfefe provides an exfoliation effect as well as blood vessel dilation due to the caffeine. This results in a sort of seizure-like state for the recipient, in which it is difficult to do tasks such as compose a tweet or run a world power. To increase the intensity it may be done constantly, but this is difficult for any but the most experienced practitioners to withstand without suffering permanent brain damage.

An anthropomorphic take on the phenomena is featured in the book Pounded in the Butt by Covfefe, available as an e-book on Amazon, by two-time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by bloopyblip June 2, 2017

Negative Game

When you walk into a room with a person that has "negative" game, everyone loses. The "game" or ability to pick up girls/guys of all people within a 30 foot perimeter diminishes.

Damn, I walked into the party with Kevin D. and his negative game caused everyone to fail at their pick ups.

by Duberino May 13, 2010

Population Negative 5

Wanting to live somewhere where the population is negative 5.
The only population is dead.

I want to live somewhere where the population is -5, talk about alone.

by AKD May 13, 2005

Negative Sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline. The reasons for this are unclear.

negativesideburns.com

"Hey Dude, have you checked out Petr Klima's negative sideburns?"

by Petr Klima April 19, 2009