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Narchaeology

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun
"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
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Narge

When an unatractive blue collar worker type has his/her sweaty, hairy, pimply ass crack showing. Typically due to an over wieghted tool belt.

First used by Jim Dilts of Big Bear, California back in the early 80's.
That plumber was a fucking narge to the extreme.

Q: "Did you see the gross ass crack on that fool!?!"

A: "What a fucking narge!"
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That chick had some big-ass nargs!
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