Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.
Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."

You: "Well, Look at my ass!"
by heyyitslisa May 12, 2011
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guacamole in my ass

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker
by Dan Bain March 26, 2018
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Suck My Ass

A WAY OVERUSED INTERNET MEME WHICH REALLY NEEDS TO STOP REALLY
Henri: ugh I've got homework to do tonight...

Benji: lol suck my ass

Henri: You have to shut the fuck up Benji please I will not hesitate to take your head in my thighs and crush it like a fucking watermelon stop it i'm so done with your shit you fucking dickbutt.

Benji: ... suck my ass
by satmeapnhdaanie October 26, 2014
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butter my ass

N.; a usu. negative or pejorative action. Used in several contexts, and in speech is usually used in verbial form, "Don't butter my ass!", "Quit buttering my ass!", "I'm not buttering your ass!", "He's buttering her ass.", and so forth.

The origin of the term "buttering of the ass" is not known, but over time has developed three distinct meanings, with decreasing prevalence:

1) excessive kissassery or sucking up, usu. as a way to gain some sort of special favor or attention

2) egregious bullshit and/or obvious lies

3) fucking with or screwing with
1) "I love you so much, babe; you're the most beautiful woman in the world." "We've been dating for two days; don't butter my ass." ; 2) "Did you know that the term "roofie" comes from the Iroquois word meaning "to sleep"?" "I'm a linguist and that is such bullshit, so don't butter my ass." ; 3) "I'm obviously better at bocce than you, you fucking idiot!" "Alright Andrew, it's a friendly game; there's no need to butter my ass."
by Lax1334 June 06, 2011
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Suck my ass

Is the term used to inform a member of the community to expose their mouth for the entry of another persons ANUS!!

This can be quite enjoyable and is used for sexual purposes in the western world, while it is widely used for torture in the eastern world

Their are a wide range of ass sucking techniques such as hairy jaw, poo gob and tutti face

It is important for people to remember please do not use these techniques, unless you are in the guidance of an experienced ass sucker.
Uhhhhhhhh suck my ass baby..................yeah that's right lick the poo out
by Rug Muncher August 02, 2013
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suck my ass

something i would be saying to the haters.
suck my ass billy, your a confused 14 year old.
by XD suck my ass October 16, 2014
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