murphy's law

Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.

Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."

by Richard Porter September 25, 2006

murphy lee

One of the hottest and most talented St. Lunatic, and on top of that he look goooooooood!!!!!

Murphy can make the ordinary into extraordinary.. like in "Welcome to Atlanta (remix)!

by Mary a.ka. Murph Durf a.k.a ladi_rule03 August 26, 2003

murphy's dick

coming from the Boston area, murphy is a strong irish name. murphy's dick can be used to describe any of your Mc buddies dicks and used usually in a funny or angry manner.

I wouldn't fuck her with murphy's dick

this sucks murphy's dick

by bigpimpin978 May 11, 2011

murphy's camera law

Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.

And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.

But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.

Also see Pics or it didn't happen

JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!

*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.

by robsterw September 2, 2016

murphy lee

Murphy is the most sexiest black man alive! He knows how to get down! He is the hottest rapper and is climbing to the top!

by Tami October 3, 2003

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010

Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011