Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.
by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012
Get the muppet fuckermug. Someone you come across in the gaming lobby who has levelled up in any first person shooter (fps) game online before you have had a chance to get the game out of the wrapper.
by tlpn99 December 16, 2010
Get the Prestige Muppetmug. The stretching of a cat's leg's to full extension. Named because they resemble the legs of a muppet. Also shortened to 'mups'.
by obesebowes August 8, 2010
Get the Muppet Legsmug. John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
Get the Squeezing a Muppetmug. The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.
Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
Get the muppet punchmug. A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....
'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....
by lillithangel June 3, 2014
Get the meth muppetmug. An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.
by Dee96 August 31, 2010
Get the Muppet Babiesmug.