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muff mouse 

A small white instrument a women pokes up her vagina when the river is flowing red. Tampon.
Jessica needed to use the nearest loo to change her muff mouse..
muff mouse by Jaydude101 November 3, 2013

Muff Paste 

Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.

Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!

muff glutton

Someone who has pussy on there face alot
Andy is such a muff glutton I think the only pussy he hasn't had is his nan's and that's because she is really a he
muff glutton by mitch00uk April 14, 2015

fire muff 

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.
"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"
fire muff by Craigco December 3, 2007

Monster Muff 

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
Monster Muff by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009
A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.
maxi muff by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013