Mocking Muff

an evil female who constantly harrasses and mocks you

Would you like to buy a mocking muff? I'm selling Lex cheap...

by dark September 3, 2004

muff monkey

1.Old navy slang for a penis. 2.Sailor who can't stay out of whore-houses.

There goe's Bert on liberty again. What a muff monkey.

by Dub Edwards September 10, 2008

muff skin

Paper wrapper around a muffin

You don't eat the muff skin.

by icehole666 February 23, 2009

Puff Muff

An otherwise desirable woman who smokes.

Sally is definitely cute, but I'm just not into puff muff.

by doooosh September 9, 2009

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 19, 2008

Cabbage Muff

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

by dickmasterflex October 15, 2010

muff burger

A tasty snack of the female flavour

I love chewing on your muff burger

by SJ January 12, 2004