Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.

"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"

by Third Mouse October 6, 2019

Japanese Racing Mouse

Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.

I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass

by deezy12627210 August 22, 2009

Dirty Mickey Mouse

When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.

Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!

by Realm Clock August 12, 2016

Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse

Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?

by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

Mousehunt

THE FREAKING AWESOMEIST THING EVER. WHY FACEBOOK EXISTS. On the first day, God created Mousehunt. He then said "O crap, where do I put it?" Thus the earth was born.

"I can't eat now I'm mousehunting!"

by Trevor who is called Trevor February 3, 2010

mouse maze

A series of internet pulldown menus that are so delicate that if you don't maneuver your mouse just so, the pull down menu will disappear.

Damn, this stupid web site makes you go through a mouse maze to navigate.

by Woody10187 November 24, 2007

Moused

To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!

by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009